For those of you I've talked to recently on the phone while driving with one hand behind the seat holding the pacifier while "listening" to you and saying, "uh huh, yeah," and trying to focus on the coversation and the crying baby and the D.C. drivers on the THAT'S MY EXIT road.... I'm sorry.
Motherhood: should require a Ph.D.
-EC
2 comments:
Haha. If you had a Ph.D. you would write up a report about the process, benefits and ramifications of holding the pacifier while talking on the phone. Then, upon review, you would provide recommendations on how to best solve the problem using the most efficient resources available to you. Having done all this you would seek a publiser who will publish and distribute your paper, sell a bunch of copies and then go teach at a University somewhere.
Later, you will become a consultant and help others achieve the exact same process. Meanwhile, Hada is still a bit curious about why she does not have her pacifier yet.
No offense to those parents who do have Ph.D.'s, of course.
LOL --- LOTS!
Thanks for the laugh tonight -- since I'm one of the people on the other end of the phone while you multi-task!
Great! laugh laugh laugh
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